she’s so happy i love her

i will one-up you and suggest we just buy an island

I MET LEVAR BURTON TOO! he was at the LA festival of books. I cried during the entire Q&A and just remember babbling when I met him. we took selfies. i might’ve mentioned i was a huge fan of his daughter Mica too, which he seemed pleasantly surprised by.

how can you just ABANDON tickets to a broadway show??? you’re there! just go! that’s nuts.

“project helix”

holy shit you actually got your tubes tied at 26? how did you manage that? i feel like i’m always reading stories of women begging to get their tubes tied before the age of like 35 and doctors refusing them until they have kids

step one: get a dick-size one

i met her at tartine here in SF, but 18 yo me was too starstruck to ask for a picture and thus only had a pleasant handshake and lots of nervous babbling about myself and my mom and my grandma all being huge fans

that dog needs to fix its expression real fuckin fast and get happier about being carried by OSCAR ISAAC

i loooooooove these long-form buzzfeed profiles

hi i’m here to be a sad young adult, basically:

oh sweet jesus i just realized my current crush looks like him

people have been jumping in front of trains for years and you think this is the one that’ll stop it? what the fuck are you on about

holy shit

selfie deserved a better marketing campaign and possibly a better title

i’d absolutely bone him in that command chair, no questions asked

so how’s that whole “the government is too big” thing going

watched “this is the end” on 4/20, definitely thought i was hallucinating the whole time

please fucking do it

SSM was the end of the LGBT struggle just like the civil rights act was the end of the black rights struggle and the 19th amendment was the end of the women’s rights struggle, honestly