its been many moons since i saw a logan lerman gif around here

selling your organs, closely followed by selling your eggs

your friendly neighborhood screenwriting student thanks you for this

not to be outdone by kylie’s “realizing things and just realizing stuff,” kendall too decided to offer her rich kid advice

i’m dressing as the thirst lady for halloween

i was in jeans so it was relatively quick but if i had been in a high waisted skirt and spanx, lord help me, that takes TIME

because i have a vagina and things are difficult i had my friend hold my wrists as i squatted over a ditch.

I wasn’t but now you made me sad that we didn’t get that

it would absolutely be hate sex

I took a class focused exclusively on the works of nora ephron which was honestly such a wonderful semester

no!!!!!

it sounds like i’m at your alma mater?

okay... this sounds fake but okay

“what are you looking for in a guy?”

because eve ate the apple, of course. duh. don’t you know we all have to suffer before we go to heaven??? /s

new driver here, genuine question - what’s the point of neutral other than to go through automated car washes?

let me know when we’re facing a shortage of $10 vodka and then i’ll start getting concerned

right. anyway.

I use it for personal projects I like to film on my iphone - it’s a pretty sturdy camera mount and is SO useful as a student

the villain passes himself off as a prophet who leads a city against the sin of america