that character was based on me.

i just bought the 1946 red velvet one because it’s what hayley atwell wears as agent carter and it has honestly changed my life for the better.

this makes me kind of sad. “but miss america, why does that make you sad?” well i am currently home for the summer after my first year of college and my cat barely acknowledges my existence. i’ve been back for almost a month now. he’s always hanging out with my sister and he’s the biggest fucking chipilon for my…

i wanna be lil mama when i grow up

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again - i will only see aloha if rachel mcadams and emma stone dump bradley cooper for each other

it depends on when prom is - the general “rule” amongst girls at my high school was that you wore a short dress for junior prom and a long dress for senior prom

I remember my AP euro teacher telling us about how his mother and her friends would go tan their legs out on ocean beach and then use a makeup pencil to draw the lines up the back of their legs. that’s dedication, yo. ocean beach is freezing most of the time.

majority of the married/committed couple sexts posted here are weirdly adorable and becoming #goals

its “i love you so much right now” but your answer is actually much better

this is prime college boy ~sexy texts~. backstory: we talked on kik, he came over, we made out, it was awful, he left, then he sent me a lot of stuff about things he wanted to do that made me reallyyyyyyy uncomfortable.

not only did he steal my name, he paired it with the name of a cousin who hasn’t spoken to me in 10 years. like. can you not.

re: handmade wedding gown - my mom made hers and it was beautifullllllll and I made my own junior prom dress and it was PRETTY FUCKIN RAD if you ask me. go for it. you’ll love it. just make sure you properly schedule the whole thing - like “on this day i’ll finish this,” “i need to finish this by this date,” “i’ll…

“the sapphires” aka one of the best movies evaaaaaa

HONESTLY WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU

now that I’ve seen it, it’s driving me NUTS

Clara’s a cute name :) Caroline too

“the world is terrible and I’m going back to bed”

i just sat here and entertained myself for a few moments by imagining john travolta yelling “READ A BOOK” in the most crotchety old man voice possible

I am in the los angeles area and i absolutely aggressively volunteer right now

how the fuck am I supposed to take my midterm now after this sucker punch of emotional devastation