Sure it does. Swinging for the fences with two strikes makes more sense when it’s easier to go dong, but also increases strike outs.

While I agree with you on that, that’s a very specific example. In general, a game isn’t decided just because a team goes up by 4 or 5. That’s different now than it used to be. And I like that it’s not settled since the long ball can get a team back in a game quicker.

Not surprising: The record-setter was hit in an Orioles game.

The game changes. I mean, before 1931, a ball that took a bounce and landed over the outfield wall was a home run. At least this change makes the games more exciting and more competitive.

Meanwhile, Connie Chung successfully filed to trademark “Taco Tuesdays with Maury.” That’s the only day of the week Maury eats pussy.

Oh thank Christ! Turnip Tuesday was not going to go over well in my house. The kids have been spared this time.

Everyone does Taco Tuesday. A real business genius would trademark Taco Sunday then advertise the shit out of it until it becomes a thing.

HR here, please stop by in the morning 

So... we looked at your browser history and noticed you were searching for images of horses snorting cocaine. Anything we need to know about?

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I don’t like what I see...

In the four minute video, we’re shown three different paintings of Dwight Howard as Superman.

I wonder how they could Justfy these actions. I would hope they get more than a Citation from the Secretariat responsible. This type of Assault on horse racing ethics cannot be Affirmed.

“I do strongly believe that you can joke about anything.”

So he’s announced the donation before he made it, meaning the actual donation will probably come from the ad revenue of the video around the donation...

“I have been called a ‘jew,’ ‘rabbi,’ ‘goyim’ hundreds of times in my DMs over the past 24 hours.”

Man, screw this guy.

It was a lazy execution of the “Jews control the media” trope that anti-Semites love rolling out. 

I’ve honestly only ever heard this kids name. I’ve never seen his videos or stream or whatever and don’t follow him on any social media. I think I win!

That's how he got away with it, but it tells us nothing about why he did it.