Really? Because “drain the swamp” was the campaign slogan of the last successful presidential candidate. Conservatives have dominated the last generation of us politics through sloganeering that is overwhelmingly hateful and devoid of positive, constructive solutions. You may not like their goals, but maybe it’s time…

Wow, looking back at the actual results of that season, good god ...

Yeah, I don't think ty cobb will be attending jeter's induction.

Wait, how does a car bro not know sportsball? Are you actually one of these autonomous cars we've been hearing about that has recently gained sentience? 

But then we wouldn’t get to execute that certain special someone. Can we leave a limited exception, let’s say for violations of the emoluments clause?

“As a rule, nothing should be included in a Movie or TV show that is not required by the plot.”

Why are these juvenile delinquents allowed access to firearms in the first place?

Gonna be singing the same tune when she betrays everything she’s been nominally fighting for her whole career by refusing to promptly resign the next time we control the white house and senate, because she’s not ready to give up her place in the sun? Don’t bother fighting the hypo now, wait a few years and see if I’m…

She's lying for diplomatic purposes. No one serious lumps gorsuch and kavanaugh together in the same platitude, given how different they are.

“... a list of requirements for Hale to stay in the race, which included remaining conscious and keeping his blood oxygen level high enough to avoid speaking with imaginary mountain friends.”

The offensive nature of the joke is what makes it funny to those who find it so, in a purely box-checking manner, just as merely mentioning the word "fart" makes a joke funny to people of a certain mental age.

To the double agent who snuck that image in I say: we salute you!

I bet you think picasso sucked as a courtroom sketch artist, too, huh? Don't be on the side of misunderestimating artistic genius, that always winds up being the losing side in the history books.

I've always been a big fan of the guillotine

No, I’m referring specifically to the MSM narrative

That doesn't work. First, because the narrative winning out here is "he faked it." Second, because the guards can't get off the hook by saying "we had no idea he would 'kill himself'" if they've already let him "attempt" once.

Hillary's hit squad would have been a lot more effective than this. Come on, man, you're not even trying, lol.

That’s not only a misreading of the guy, but in a sense quite a defamatory one. The image of john allen chau in this bio is one of a sophisticated long-term planner, one who was deeply into backpacking, yes, but mostly as preparation for what he intended to be this life-crowning moment. He was a fanatic, not a dumbass…

I dunno what you imagine genocideurs are like, but I assure you they are overwhelmingly like the man described in the article. Describing him as the literal embodiment of genocidal evil would not be over the top, just on point, his rationalizations of his behavior, and the various other apologia in the piece…

If animal is not expressing hostility, if it is standing there acting chill, people will assume it is chill, even if that is a faulty assumption. The same people will run from a hornet if it’s buzzing about aggressively.