Oh, to be stinking rich and have this be considered anything like a “problem.”

This is one of the most aggressively 90s trio of music videos I’ve ever seen.

Hm. 🤔 I never considered Hit Me Baby One More Time as having domestic violence overtones. Could be because I was 17 when the song came out. Maybe Max Martin was thinking of phrase “hit me up.” Anyways, Crazy is the best early Britney song.

I remember the first time I heard Baby One More Time; I was sitting in the back of my Driver’s Ed car, and at first I thought it was a new Robyn song. It has the same up and down beat as Do You Know What It Takes (which can be attributed to late 90s pop god producer Max Martin)

Yes, but the entire mindset behind the “ugly fashion” trend that eastern European designers like Vetements are doing is that it’s ugly and funny because it looks like something you would find at a Goodwill but really set you back at least $1,000.00. It’s not like Rei Kawakubo’s designs where it’s ugly because it’s…

Some mom jeans look bad, but high-waisted pants that aren’t skin tight are a treasure.

In my dream, a Rex Reed review of it would be far more entertaining than the film.

Kanye writing and directing porn dialogue *shudder*

so Kanye said he will fuck all Kardashian sisters while being porn director?? well that’s MAGA.

Kylie stop with the ‘mom jeans’. Just no. 

It’s not about any kind of vibe; it’s about taking advantage of impressionable girls. Girls, not women.

The age of consent in the law may be 17, but that doesn’t mean a dude in his 30s fucking a junior in high school isn’t gross as shit. But maybe my moral code is just higher than the court of law of Texas. 

Oh yes they did. 

Maybe this is just me speaking for myself, but I think dating someone less than half your age is intrinsically creepy.

While it hasn’t been nasty, this is still my favorite thing Jennifer Garner has ever said:

The fucking state constitution is bilingual, ffs. Let’s not forget that (white) America stole the southwest from Mexico, which had already colonized it. 

I’m famous and people are interested and I don’t want them all up in my shit cuz I got kids to think about” is not usually considered a compelling reason.

Honestly, it feels like Angelina feels like the kids were always hers and she doesn’t understand why she has to share them so she is trying to make Brad’s attempts to be in their lives as ugly and difficult as possible.

I have to say, I’m Team Brad on this. If Laura Wasser can’t handle your divorce bullshit, then something is up.

Many years ago, a wise woman warned us that Brad Pitt was missing a sensitivity chip....