(Read in David Attenborough voice)

Bunny! Wait, what were we talking about?

Women be crazy, right? Men are never the crazy ones. They may be mentally and physically abusive, but we don’t call ‘em crazy.

Me waiting for someone I care about to appear in this dirtbag:

thats lord disick, hannah.

Beyonce is also involved in a spiritual path that involves ancestors and has certain mythical narratives around twins, so that’s an extra layer of possible meaning that didn’t even make it into the interview.

Yeah, it’s a pretty interesting way to look at the past and the present. 

You’re right.

Ah, the context is important, you’re right. Now the connection is clear. Thank you.

I believe the Geneva Accords would prevent any signatory from doing something that cruel to the embassy staff.

you are also the fucking worst

For everybody else who only wanted one specific moment:

Don’t know if it’s entirely a generational thing, I remember desperately wanting Power Wheels from when I was a kid in the 80s, and my mother laughed whenever I said I wanted one and then ignored me. 

I loved Eighth Grade (movie not year of school), and Elsie was phenomenal in it. I was cringing so hard in recognition at certain parts, I pooped a MASH note.

Don’t forget the bitter rival Oscar campaigns for ‘Volcano’ and ‘Dante’s Peak’! So tough to choose!!

I found those last few minutes way funnier than I should have

Lies. He deserved an Emmy for playing Jimmy (/s). He really needs to chill with the accents though.

wud?