At first when I heard Pence referred to her as Mother, I thought, “Well maybe they’re just those annoying parents who call each other Mom and Dad because their whole lives are their kids.”

Oh, I had not seen the bottom. I like the darker color and the cut, but yikes. It does look like a tampon.

Why is John Goodman doing this? He certainly does not need to.

Man, this judge.

I have no idea who this person is, but this comment is stellar. Really paints a picture of a balanced human being.

Well Iran is not a desert, but I suppose the war won’t be there but in a bunch of other places that are already hurting. :(

SNL

Boooooooooo

I thought Melania’s main passion was looking like she’s thinking and angry about it.

My friend, why are you gray?

Alright, team, we;ve done some good, strong work dismantling the attention-seeking that is baby showers for any other babies but the first and gender reval parties.

I absolutely have no idea what the Hadid girls look like. They look different every time I see them ore maybe they are just incredibly boring looking? I don’t get it.

Hot take: I do not like this show mainly because I don’t like Ellie Kemper. And Jenna from 30 Rock isn’t really funny as anyone except Jenna from 30 Rock.

This.

They smell like rotting fish. Semen smells like bad miso soup.

Hitting a fetus only seems crass if you think a fetus is a person. So maybe think about that. When I kicked the fetus out of my body, I did it as swiftly and hilariously as possible. A FETUS IS NOT A PERSON.

Have you had an abortion? I have. I thought that was hilarious.

Agreed. Most people don’t know that, though.

I quit going to baby showers years ago. I’ll send a gift, but I’m not sitting through that bullshit. Bridal showers either. I’m doing my best to weasel my way out of any future weddings. On principle, me spending hundreds of dollars celebrating the heteronormative “milestones” of my friends when you know not one of…