That sounds like pee.

I have never heard of anyone having multiple showers outside of celebrities. You get one. ONE. The optimist in me imagines that celebrities having multiple showers like this aren’t doing gift registries; it’s just more of a celebration.

But worse—both children named after the father.

Hmm...I know several rich white dudes named Louis (WHYYYY) and they are all pronounced like “Lewis.”

Are we sure about that pronunciation? I know some rich WASPs named Louis and they’re all lewis.

I know two separate middle-aged/elderly rich white men who named both of their children, regardless of gender, after themselves. It is truly special.

I read the entirety of Elliot Rodger’s manifesto (it was like watching a train wreck—I couldn’t look away) and the end of it is basically a plan for that, including women in concentration camps. It’s pretty heartwarming.

I could definitely support this.

Wow. Did you not see my gif? Jesus.

Ughghgh to this. The dumbest, most obviously debunked conspiracy theory of all time that makes me want to pull my hair out.

I always thought she’d have three because she’s one of three.

I think when we do the “Created by Marti Noxon” thing, the parenthetical should be “(executive producer of Buffy the Vampire Slayer).”

Ah, thanks for the reminder!

A filmmaker. It’s safe to google.

re: 2 - Even worse. You turn nine in THIRD GRADE.

I can’t remember so forgive me, but why do we hate Katy Perry again?

That’s so weird. And what a weird thing to lie about.

Some Jonas brothers, I think?

How does a person disprove bullying? For real. Do they interview the bullies? Other random kids who were going through their own shit and may not have noticed? How?

I would expect nothing less.