It is lame and not anything to write home about. I should have waited for it to come out on Netflix. I am very worried about people who were blown away by it, like maybe they have never seen movies? It’s sad. The best del Toro is Pan’s Labyrinth. Just watch that.

Listen. Straight talk. This movie is not good. It is predictable and heavy handed and just, ugh. No subtlety. I am worried for everyone wha was blown away by it. I am worried.

It is phenomenal. Go see it. Bask in how beautiful and funny and weird it is.

Yep, this synopsis was great. There’s someone for everybody!

Before I even watch this, I just want to say that this was my favorite movie. So weird. So funny. So beautiful. I wanna see it againnnnnn. I gotta go do that.

It takes a lot more energy to hate someone that to like them. I’m just surprised that so many self-identified feminists want to put so much energy into hating this random person. Feels like internalized misogyny. I just don’t like meanness. It makes me sad.

I’m in this conversation ove on that article about how Lupita Nyong’o and Michael B. Jordan should be in love and I mentioned some sexist stuff Jordan said several years ago because I was surprised Jez would let that go. Everyone keeps telling me I’m be terrible to hold this hot man responsible for something he said…

Wait! I feel like that’s the one I was looking for. I very much hope he has changed.

Yeah, the collective pearl clutching about her saying a younger guy is hot is really hypocritical. She’s not my favorite actress, but the things people say about her on this site in particular strike me as so, so mean. I don’t know. She’s a real person. This reminds me of the Hatha-Hate.

I want her to do some comedies. I feel like she’d be good. I also liked her in Silver Linings Playbook because her portrayal of Borderline was the only accurate one I’ve seen, but then again I hadn’t read the book so the age thing didn’t play into my reception of the movie.

Me with all snacks.

omg gimme this baby

Have...have you been on this website before?

GIF PARTY!

She one time was overly cavalier about sitting on a protected rock in Hawaii, but that’s the only thing I can think of that she’s done that was actually bad. The “feminists” on this site just love to pick women to hate. I mean, we never even see or hear from this woman unless she’s marketing a film. There are so many…

This was very well done. Congratulations.

Cue the JLaw hate in 3...2...1...

They do.

Is he getting hotter with age? That absurd filter on the ad makes him look all salt and pepper with adorable forehead creases. I’m into it. I can’t lie.

Not to be a downer—I usually like to bring humor and silliness to these proceedings—but have we forgotten about this? Yeah, he’s hot, but...