This is the most I have ever been attracted to him. I don’t know what’s happening, but he has become steadily more attractive to me over the past few months. I blame Buzzfeed lists, I think.

Let us not dox one another. :)

Why would anyone try to “Happy Birthday, Mr. President” the national anthem?

It was soooooo bad. We were all watching it with him at this bar and he inexplicably disappeared right before the story. When he came back we were all just staring at him, speechless. We bring it up a lot. He won like $7000, so he can take it.

I already commented about one friend’s dumb Jeopardy story above, but this other guy I knew in high school also said some super weird shit to Alex and his response was amazing.

Haha that happened to my friend. Gawker also wrote about him.

Lolololololololol the captains of those krewes are the richest, most well-connected white men in NOLA. They do not give a shit.

Atlanteans, a non-parading krewe similar to Comus and Momus, themed their ball this year around the Choctaw Native Americans. Their invitation was racist as hell.

I miss Kanye’s Twitter so, so much. He was just so full of life sometimes.

Because it’s extremely dangerous, maybe? The few times I’ve had to fly my cat, I’ve had to take her out of the carrier and carry her through the metal detector because the radiation in the x-ray machine is too high. I cannot believe they let this happen. If this woman gets cancer that train station is screwed.

It was egregiously sexist.

I graduated 15 years ago and we had them. I think they became commonplace after Columbine.

Please stop with this. It’s not a thing any of us need to hear. WE KNOW.

Yeah, yikes. “Later in life”????? Guess I’d better get my ass to the nunnery or retirement community...

I mean, we don’t actually know that. She looks happy. Whatever. Good for them.

Some people don’t think before they speak. I’ve been guilty of that myself, of course, but it can be so frustrating.

I know! Also, cops don’t make enough either—which is why I think so many of them aren’t fit for the job.

Yep. Good statement. Finally.

It’s the same deal here, but implemented differently. But I know you know that! It’s why I teach college instead of high school—of course that’s a shit situation too, but at least no parents can talk to me. Silver linings!

And for very little pay to boot.