Nothing says “i’m a winner and an adult” like calling opposing fans “bitch ass niggas.”

Oooooooooh, Patrick typed the N word!

This is a very, very good law and should be publicized more. Especially in highschools and colleges. I don’t think enough at risk women — the sort who have been in denial of or hiding their pregnancy, especially — are aware that there is an option to give the baby into safe keeping with no one ever holding you…

Hail to the Redskins, hail victory! Braves on the warpath, fightttttttttttt for ol’DC! Butt hurt Timothy? I know you will grey this out fag

Kyle Wagner Tweets about “owning” his fantasy football opponent, disproving the idea that one cannot be simultaneously both a winner and a giant fucking loser.

No one cares about your fantasy team.

This is pretty much Eli’s MO..

You completely missed the mark on that one. You don’t have to be naive and perfect to realize that not all men rape women. And this is totally the place to mention that. How dumb can you be, christ.

Jabbar has two Bs and the analogy you’re looking for is to Magic Johnson.

I was with you until the last bit. That is such a horrible, massive generalization that has no bit of merit to it.

I don’t think there’s a prominent difference between rapists and non-rapists when it comes to vocabulary choice.

It’s naive not to think every man is a rapist? What?

That’s so remarkably dark that I have to, in a rare moment, disagree with you.

It took exactly three seconds to realize the dude calls himself The Dark Tenor, not The Dark Center. Seriously, Deadspin?

Really? The poor girl had to have surgwry over this. Let’s kick her while she’s down by casting aspersions on her hygiene too.

If you didn’t make this “joke,” then someone else would have but, seeing as how a literal giant is reported to have leaned into the car and punched somebody, I’m having a hard time coming up with a more appropriate example of using a gun to protect yourself.

The NFL is currently investigating me for pushing my sister repeatedly from 1972-85. There is also a sepearate and independent noogie investigation underway.

I’m confused as I’ve read 93,000 Puig articles on deadpan saying you are a stick in the mud and or racist if you call him a trouble maker or worse