Covington is a good player, one who could easily start and produce for a playoff team.

“In all seriousness, when was the last time you saw saw a player play so awfully, with no repercussion?”

LOL at you taking “Big Shot Bob” at face value. Holy shit.

Which totally makes sense—it is their job to promote the team, and to the 76ers fan watching it must have been nice to finally get a win—but it was also weird to see them treat the team like they’d just won a playoff series, rather than notching a routine victory, something everybody else in the league first did weeks…

You just defined Robert Covington incorrectly. You’re wrong, and you lose. Thanks for showing up.

“The Sixers are only exploring one. And that one option comes with all the risks attendant on young players. So those risks gets amplified as it becomes the avenue you explore for winning.”

The Sixers have one teenager on the roster.

shhhhh, they’ve got a narrative to feed

You realize humans age, right?

Solid rule, NFL. “If the excess timeout occurs, we will pretend it didn’t occur.”

“You can say you support feminism. But don’t say you’re an actual feminist.”

Yep.

He was fouled, watch the Knicks dude’s left arm

“And he enjoyed it, way too much”

...which aren’t even as bad as Wagner’s avatar

My friend, if he hired this dude as a coach, then he wanted to hire him as a coach.

it’s only possible if you score a safety on a two-point conversion play

First of all 9% seems a little high for such an accusation. Secondly, Uncle Jesse turned down a year long tour in Japan because his wife guilt-tripped him, so Michelle would’ve been right.

Yeah, the felony term is peeping thomas

“There are either too many bowl games, or not enough good teams. (The answer is obviously “both.””