2/3 * 0 = 0. Science.

That explains the popularity of automatic transmission costumes for Halloween in Europe

#bullpenismightier

When reached for comment manager Terry Francona said that Bauer will be fine. “He’s a real finger jockey,” Francona said and that the team will be taking appropriate precautions to protect him in the future.

Craziest stat line from the night:

John Hempton suspects debt parking.

Diner: “Can I have the double bacon cheeseburger, fries, beer and the injured player walk-through special please.”

Waiter: “Would you like the special teams player injury or can I interest you in upgrading to a starter?”

I searched “below average” and got a nice selfie.

Police became suspicious when Elliott’s girlfriend claimed she was able to grab the bottom of his shirt during the fight.

Most humans will not be lucky enough to have the choice of sitting in an office ever.

It’s definitely a thing. Some small businesses here in Minnesota are charging a small surcharge to offset the insane credit card fees. Every single time they swipe a credit card, it costs them money. This adds up quickly for a small business with a small profit margin. There are some excellent local restaurants that…

“I won an Emmy for playing a woman dying of leukemia on L.A. Law, starring Harry Hamlin and Susan Dey.”

M O D A F I N I L

Personally, I found his tribute to Flight 370 incredibly touching.

Timestamped the important quote where Sean Murray ... literally lies about the game? Shame. :(

I’m no doctor but that reaction is based on the brain’s response to suffering a traumatic injury and the resulting shock of realizing you have to have surgery in Brazil.

That new Pokémon Go update is realistic as hell.

this is rare and valuable footage of the Bay of Pig invasion.

Hey Shep, I think you’re missing the point of the Yeti. People are buying them so they can put the YETI sticker on the back of their Mercedes or BMW SUV, not because it does anything special. A look-alike is only going to work if it comes with a sticker. Maybe something that says....YFTI or YET1

Hey Shep, I think you’re missing the point of the Yeti. People are buying them so they can put the YETI sticker on…