See, the whole “quit acting like a girl” thing is what you need to avoid. That’s a key point that doesn’t seem to be sinking in for you. If your brain formulates thoughts like that, then yes, you should walk on eggshells and self-edit. If you can manage to string together a few nonsexist thoughts, then by all means,…

I kid you not when I say this made my day. :))))

Clean up the app store. The thing is a mess. Apple should be embarrassed by the shenanigans the developers there get up to. It reflects badly on Apple and taints the experience of using an iPhone or iPad.

Personally, I actually agree with Arment a bit here. I'd like to see iOS 8.5 or whatever—something that irons out the bugs, makes things like extensions work properly, and leaves the bulk of iOS untouched. I don't care about new iPhones. I don't care about new Macs. I sure as hell don't care about a smartwatch.

I knew this guy in high school who sounds very much like the first guy but with a major difference so I'll just report my findings.

Only two? And no options for women who aren't a size 4? Guess I need to go digging.

Even the most sophisticated woman has a 2 year old wrapperless panty liner, with crumbs and fluff coating the sticky part, at the bottom of her purse.

Can we get normal people with normal jobs? Why do we get people that have $500 bag, $75 make up, $60 lipstick, $100 earbuds.... Out of all the bags I see her this is the closest to being a normal person in comparison but I would like the average person like a Student, Average Store Manager, High School Teacher,…

Parachute cord and a grappling , but of course, so quaint. For when you need to... Oh wait, for nothing because this is just "look at me" bullshit.

Yeah, that's why you should also upsize everything, buy in bulk, and encourage obesity.

However you manage to save, put the money somewhere that's harder to get to. Open a separate savings account without an ATM card and/or at a different bank so you can't easily transfer that money into your checking account.

What's your trick for staying positive all the time? One of my favorite things about Lifehacker is that it's an escape from a lot of the negativity and animosity you find just about everywhere on the internet, and it really starts with the Lifehacker staff including yourself.

I'm actually not opposed to my long time husband AJ taking Biebs under his wing. AJ knows all the trappings of fame and has lived to tell the tale. I think it could be beneficial. I hear Mark Wahlberg wants to mentor Biebs, too. That could also work.

Since when is Frank Ocean ignored? He hasn't put out an album since Channel Orange, which came out in 2012. Throughout 2013, Frank Ocean was championed up and down the media for being incredibly talented. He was the media darling for most of last year.

Why do people sit and bitch and moan when a straight white dude finally steps up as an ally? Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

I love when I overhear my husband talking to our cats, when he doesn't realize I'm listening. They were originally my cats, and he is not much of a cat person in general, but sometimes I'll overhear him from the other room explaining the finer points of baseball or old western films to one of them and it makes me feel…

I comment on Jezebel. I am fairly sure I am a man.

I believe the answer to that is "Yes".

"If your CC declines once, it will, without question, decline again." Except that's absolutely not true. Every time my card has been 'declined' it has gone through on the second try.