It really, really, reeeeeaaaaally bugs him that he failed to win the popular vote.

“There is widespread voter fraud. But not perpetrated by Republicans. And not in PA, WI, or MI, so there is no need to do a recount. The recount is unfair to me. But I won, totally legitimately.”

It just goes to show how emotionally fragile he is. The FACT that he will lose the popular vote by more than 2 million votes really gets beneath his skin, because he wants to pretend that the entire country adores him. All he is doing is telegraphing his weakness. I think we should all take every opportunity to…

HOW does he think there is any way he won the popular vote? He is somehow claiming that he totally legitimately won, but also that it was rigged.

Probably the same “diet-pills” as her boss. She’s looking more and more tweeked-out with every television appearance.

And the old “my phone was taken!”excuse.

In front of a lit up “STOP” sign no less. Not that these fools should need a sign from the universe to reconsider their actions.

So Lewandowski is the only person Trump will actually pay. He tries to get out of paying so many people and groups. This asshole is the one he pays.

I’m relieved that this was an improvised thing. If this had been the plan, I would have been upset that they didn’t use a wagon or something to get him down the aisle more comfortably.

I think the bulk of them have forgotten how to do journalism at this point.

I plan on tricking him into giving it to us.

When will Donald Trump release his tax returns?

I worked at a day care once. One day two girls in my class that were besties were (almost literally) at each other’s throats, so I made them sit down and hold hands.

My mom used to make my sister and I hold hands. We would sit silently trying to crush the other’s hand the entire time. She once made us sit face to face, noses touching. Whenever she wasn’t looking I would stick my tongue out and touch some part of my sister’s face.

you’d bring your friends Leo DiCaprio and Brad Pitt. And then you would leave.”

Cosmo was in a perfect position to do this. Everyone, including Ivanka, thinks they’re a dumb ladymag full of nothing but penis touching tips and other questionable advice, but their political reporting is actually pretty damn good.

He’s RIGHT, the situation there IS a result of so many different failures... of the Snyder administration. But whaaaaat, Hillary is at fault?!?!? What the fuck does she have to do with the local government of Flint, the state government of Michigan, or even the damn EPA (if you want to throw the Feds in the mix)?

I am totally at a loss as to how things like BLM and Colin Kaepernick’s actions have drawn so much attention and support, while the city of Flint, WHERE THE WHOLE CITY WAS POISONED AND IT WAS COVERED UP BY THE MICHIGAN GOVERNNENT, has just seemed to have been forgotten by most people.

He definitely did not apologize. He said “ok, ok, good”

Let’s put things in perspective: