I’m waiting for phone video to get released of a commuter on the edge of sanity, jumping out and whacking the shit out of one of those drones with a tire iron, then stomping on it like Daffy Duck until there’s nothing left.

Even before he destroyed his friend’s bike, you could tell he’s an asshole.

Re2pect is pronounced “rethpect” right? Rethpect is earned. Rethpect means rethpecting the game. The players better rethpect.

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“Had a great night. Make 2ure you get your 2hoes from my bathroom.”

Also, the sweet 4-engine IL-62 throws out the reversers well before touchdown because in Russia the switch squats on you. 10:57

This is the darkest timeline

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

The taunting call was bad when you look at it in slow-mo (looks like it was intended for the ref but got stuck to Pryor’s gloves or something and wobbled down to Webb), but at full speed it looks flaggable.

And people wonder why Britain and the United States don’t want these refugees.

You could have been keeled!

And yet Hillary gets off the hook for lying to the government

Or celebrating his own personal achievement and acting like they were going to lap their opponent when it was 17-7.

A huge man abusing a little guy at Penn State, where have i heard this story before?

So, one summer in college I looked into ice cream salesman as a job. It’s shady as shit. You have to buy an allotment of ice cream every morning for a certain amount, then they loan you the truck, and you’re on your way. If you can clear that amount in sales, you take home everything off the top, otherwise you’re…

You think a guy who wants a long term contract with the Jets gives a damn about winning.

Muhammad Wilkerson is extremely fed up with the Jets.

my boyfriend left his truck home while away on work for 2 weeks he wont teach me but im determined to leard how to drive a stick is it a bad idea to jump in and try it ... i have no one to teach me