Martha Stewart and Snoop Dogg are the couple I never knew I needed

Fuck this. I’ll ship Martha and Snoop Dogg/Lion until the day I die.

Same with Ben Rapelisberger and Jameis Winston. People love rapists if they are talented.

Part of my job is working with celebrities. I have worked with countless A to D listers. They are not assholes. Most are really nice. Its usually the handlers that cause the problems. Salling was one of the very rare douchebags I dealt with. He really thought he was the shit. I mean awful, multiple times. He is my…

So I work in the industry and a friend of mine said the real reason for her departure is that Kevin James is apparently a huge Trump supporter and that Erin was vocally opposed (nuh doy) and they fired her and like half the writing staff that was also vocally opposed to Trump.

They should have stepped down because he writes like a sixth grader.

So question, this guy has worked there for 20 years, lives in the same town, goes to the same events and is just now informed off all these events.

Usually I don’t care, but I didn’t even get past Letter One.

Pepto Abysmal.

Why, TI? What is the point of this ‘beef’? Some passive-aggressive nonsense here: You don’t have to do the judging, because everyone else will.

I think that goes for Iggy’s minor hit Black Widow as well. The only thing memorable about it was Rita Ora, and memorable and Rita Ora are two things that aren’t usually spoken of in the same breath.

I wait until I’m asked for a dick pic, because I was raised right, I’m old-fashioned, I’m a gentleman.

So I read this article the other day, “Blank Space: Taylor Will Not - And Should Not - Solve Your Donald Trump Anxiety,” and it made some interesting points about this whole Taylor Swift thing, particularly that this kind of “celebrity politics” is what helped create Trump, by giving credibility to celebrities just…

Here is what the author, Alex Frith, had to say when asked for a comment:

From the Royal baby article:

Donny Two Scoops - I’m definitely stealing that for future use. It’s like the most pathetic mafia name ever.

Soooo presidential.

I hate the Trump/toddler comparisons because I generally love toddlers. They’re assholes and unreasonable but they’re also sweet and genuine a lot of the time! And that’s exactly how they should be at their age. So I wish everyone would leave toddlers out of it cuz that’s the only age range of children I seem to like…

Is that the guy with the football second from the right? He looks like he’s thinking about dropping that thing off the George Washington bridge.