Adorable story: I’m babysitting my cousin’s niece. (I think? She’s my cousin’s wife’s brother’s daughter? What is that???)

So, if you fall in love with someone else you should just forget it and stay unhappily married?

In the universe of small minded people who focused on the singular word “pray” and made it about themselves, their version of god and their version of “life” I highly doubt any of the women that I am talking about have read this book beyond the title. They have such boring, tight ass lives they literally look for shit…

The book was about gluttony in Italy, praying in an ashram in India (to the wrong God!!!11!), and then having a ton of adulterous sex with the hottie from Bali- in what universe was this woman ever an Evangelical Christian mascot?

Really not sure if I can keep reading Jezebel. Not that we have to be all Kumbaya/let’s get along all the time... but I feel like 90% of the articles and comments are about tearing other women down. And yes, I consider snark and sarcasm to be subtle ways of tearing someone down. I guess trolling is okay when you do it.

Modest proposal: The word “journey” should be used only to describe something that can be drawn on a map.

Did you know that if you use the word “pray” for any reason, at any time it makes you some kind of mascot of certain christians? (The kind who are butthurt over every damned thing all the damned time and loudly screech about things that are not in the least Christian). Well, apparently this is true and apparently this…

YEP. Even if the ax-wielding criminal didn’t kill me, my parents definitely would have.

I was twenty-seven.

Not buying it. She’s actually the mastermind of the whole thing. She’s the sixth robber! She’s wearing the uniform and the Buzzy Bee Gang traditional colors!!

Jesus Christ, she ran right up under that robber. He could’ve reflexively swung down at her. Jesus.

I haven’t seen the roast nor this supercut, but I’m always a little put off by comments regarding Coulter’s appearance — especially since they always seem to delve into the realm of transmisogyny.

Welp...

Why? We have evidence of pervasive discrimination against some of this country’s citizens, people who in theory should have the same rights and opportunities as everyone else, but don’t according to a huge raft of solid statistical evidence.

Freedoms that make white people uncomfortable aren’t real freedoms. Study it out.

We also have the freedom to kneel if we want to when we hear the anthem. Or turn our backs. Or dance a jig. Those people died for her freedom to do that too.

Please - this is an insult to 12 year olds everywhere.

Congratulations on making the joke that is simultaneously obvious, inevitable, yet still unfunny.