It’s a sad commentary on the state of internet-based media criticism that I was fully expecting this list to be ordered in a totally controversial way, like declaring San Andreas to be the best GTA of all time, or whatever. Good on you for not going down that path, Zack.

Do a barrel roll away from this purchase!

iPhone is survived by parents, Mac and Lisa

He gave the same fucking pharma PR line that Bush Jr. gave when he banned the practice in the first place.

But to hear a lot of Kinjans tell it shes one of our last hopes because shes asking TOUGH QUESTIONS at the confirmation hearings as though thats actually gonna do anything. Get rid of all these fools, full Congressional turnover

To simulate the thrill of permadeath from traditional Fire Emblem, I’m just going to smash my phone every time one of my characters dies.

It’s a much bigger problem than the upcoming administration. It goes way beyond one party or another. Barack Obama is a big fan of Goldman Sachs and Goldman Sachs alums. Hillary Clinton is also a big fan of Goldman Sachs. For example, they’ve paid her a lot of money to go speak some pablum for a bit.

Wow, Assange “helped ruin” America now? Because ... something something DNC leaks, something Putin ... Step 3 Trump?

If they can just pick up their entire life and move it to Canada in a month then I highly doubt anyone will miss them. They were probably never really that invested in the U.S. to begin with and so ultimately it’s good that they’re gone. Everyone has their place and if your place isn’t the United States then its…

Dear idiots,

Thank you for including links.

....by constantly bitching until men give in

Zidane should’ve subbed Benzema and put on someone who would run. Funny enough it was Benzema who gave away the ball that led to the second goal. With the intensity Sevilla played with from the start to the end, can’t imagine why Zidane would’ve made only one sub and considering the week’s fixtures.

Sevilla were better today.

There weren’t any problems getting a Wii U on launch day. Stores had plenty of stock. The Wii and NES Classic Edition are the only Nintendo systems I can remember having significant stock issues. I don’t remember having any issue at all with acquiring the NES, SNES, Virtual boy, N64 or Gamecube.

And again, it’s not a matter of intelligence.

It is a matter of arriving at a physical location—or logging on to an online retailer--before others do.

Thus, a spot in line.

Not getting somewhere quickly doesn’t make a person foolish, anymore than being the first there makes someone “smart.”

...it makes them either on…

Yeah, or the actor of tyranny depending on whether or not you are a fan of the incoming administration. A quick google brought up a bunch of 2008 articles about how Obama would have to fight against it and earlier how Bush would.