I’m waiting for “Super Saiyan Perfected Ultra Instinct God Super Saiyan 4 Kaio-Ken X 100".

They’re next.

Eventually you play for hours on end as the comfort of the chair allows you to play for far longer than in a normal chair. You sink in its folds as it envelopes you. The neck brace is your neck. The backrest becomes a permanent vertebrae. You become an amorphous blob, effortlessly transitioning between chair and…

The stupidest among us used to die at much earlier ages. Protecting morons from their own moronic impulses is a relatively recent concept.

You have the most biased, Barcelona fan-boy loving pettyness in your writing that i have ever seen. Clown. Get the fuck off deadspin.

Only when I’m eating too.

Who is the clueless american that keeps allowing Billy to post such nonsense?

Please stop writing about soccer

I’ll be laughing hard in ten years when someone scores 50 goals for the first time since Ronaldo’s retired and is hailed as an all-time great. He’s averaged that many for a fucking decade.

Look we get it. You love Barcelona. But this constant need to put down anything that’s not Barcelona, especially if it’s RM air PSG, is a fucking joke. Calling this hackish is an insult to hacks everywhere. Barcelona is still really good Billy. They’re gonna win La Liga. People still like Messi. It’s gonna be OK pal.

Well if these buildings would do the right thing and put a McDonalds halfway up to stop at, we’d be just fine...

Do you have any proof that Huawei is spying on people Patrick? You don’t, because there isn’t any, there isn’t any evidence of intention, there is nothing there, just smoke and mirrors.

Most Americans probably get winded riding an escalator in the normal fashion.

The substitutes changed the game. Asensio Lucas and Bale came on to make Zidane’s favorite 4-4-2, which created space on the wings and opened up the game for Marco and Marcelo especially. Meanwhile Emery was content for a draw and made one of the most baffling subs I can remember, taking top goalscorer Cavani off for…

You must be new.

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This is exactly how I feel about the Russian election-meddling scandal. The United States has interfered in every Russian election since 1917.

Cheaters are usually the most suspicious guys. So if US Intelligence is telling me that Chinese IT spies on behalf of the Chinese government, I’m taking it as, mostly, meaning US IT spies on behalf of the US government.

Ya think she was nagging him about his driving from the moment they started moving and he just said: “Ya know, here we are in a flying car doing something people only dream of and you still can’t get off my goddamn case!” and turned left into the building to end it all? Ya think she’ll always bring this up whenever…