appears to urge him to, “Suck my dick!”

You mean trash bag ties? Those are when our buttons fall off.

Ties.

I listed some of the problematic aspects to U.S. approach to civil rights, and your response is ‘ya, but Hitler.”?

“Since NATO” haha nice qualifier there. We still got a looong way to catch up to the British, French, or Spanish. (Most of the turmoil in the world I blame on the British empire). 

I’m not following what the European colonization of Africa has to do with the refusal of Cuba to be colonized by America.

Which one?

It’s a stretch to call a game involving Crystal Palace a “premier league game”

Name a European country which has engaged in wars of expansion since NATO, which uses torture, routinely interferes violently in the governing of other countries, runs a for-profit prison industry locking up huge swaths of its own citizenry, executes children and the mentally disabled, was built on slavery and the…

It literally just happened.

So, while I would love to see the dethroning of Trump ... how is this different than what the governor of North Carolina is doing right now, that every liberal (including myself) is lambasting as an affront to democracy? Or the rhetoric we criticized Trump for throwing around before the election?

There is still hope for humanity.

You can’t trust these people to deliver an addressed piece of luggage to a pre-determined location with any regularity, and now you want them to give you DRUGS?

I’ve often said air travel would be better for everyone if they drugged us when we walked in the terminal door. Wake me from my coma when I get to my destination.

Grand Theft Auto games have amazing graphics nowadays.

How about when you reach the gate, they club you over the head with a blackjack then they stack you like cordwood, bound and gagged, until you reach your destination. Then, for a small fee, they revive you with smelling salts.

We alle-fucking-lujah. At least it shows that people are smart enough not to spend their money on crap.

Throwing soccer articles (and god help us, soccer takes) against the Deadspin wall, hoping for one to stick?

Give something a German name and a huge price tag and you’re just asking for mechanical problems after the warranty’s up. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

I cannot even conceive of the greed necessary to attempt to steal everything your child has. And this goes a step further by stealing everything he has and a lot of stuff he doesn't have yet. Un-fucking-believable.