Love your glasses, love your eyes, love your eyebrows, and LOVE your hair!

Looks good and, really emphasizes your greenish-gold eyes.

Get a new family.

First day home after being with the relatives for 12 days. Twelve. Fucking. Days. I love my family, but they went out of their way to not make that easy. My mom gave my aunt a copy of Let Trump Be Trump. The fucking Corey Lewandowski book. My mother fucking put money in that asshole’s pocket. And then it was like a…

I have such mixed feelings about Pete Souza’ work. On the one hand, these are beautiful, iconic images. On the other the hand, it’s impossibly painful to see them at this exact time. I’m trying to look on the good side, but it’s just painful.

That says everything everyone needs to know about you.

Mmmm... To me, it sounds like these were folks that knew they were going to be A-Okay with whoever was going to be voted in. It wasn’t going to be their lifestyles at stake.

Are we sure that Kris Jenner wouldn’t make a good senator? Say what you want, but she gets things done, maintains control over her organization and has a gift for turning unremarkable people/opportunities into cash cows.

Yup. What people should be doing is examining what is going wrong in white culture that this kind of thing is celebrated, and what message is being sent to young girls who look up to her. Where are the parents?

Dude, no one said you were a genius - far from it - but the intricacies of electrocuting someone is really out of place on an article about an abuser who wanted to do just that to his pregnant wife. And shove your patronizing “dear” up your ass, you creepy sadist.

It’s very hard to take Jezebel seriously when they still cover the Kardashians. Any outlet who does takes a step back in credibility

We had this car spider in our car for months. He was awesome. Didn’t bother a soul. My friend got in the car and killed him without knowing we didn’t mind him there. He celebrated and I freaked out. He didn’t know how to handle upset girl about a car spider.

A law created by the forced-birth/ anti-choice lobby to make a fetus a legal person. It usually gets used against women who attempt suicide though, not domestic abusers, for some reason.

Was this whole exposition really necessary? No need to massage your ego because you know the best way to electrocute someone. It may be funny to you as a man because you’ll never be the victim of such nasty DV, but maybe think before posting next time.

I have a few of daddy long legs types up in the ceiling corners and when their webs get out of hand and dusty I vacuum just the bad parts away. I always hope they appreciate me cleaning their houses.

It’s like when we catch house spiders and put them out in the hall because they aren’t outside spiders. I like to think this means I would not rig a doorbell electrocution device.

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No snark- you are a truly good person.

Because I have an IQ greater than the sum of my fingers and toes (and honest to gosh not because I fantasize about killing anyone). I’ve already thought of 3-6 better ways to execute this plan.

Makes me glad I’m the kind of person that catches mice in my apartment and releases them in the attached barn, knowing they’ll…

He has been charged with two counts of attempted aggravated battery on a pregnant person