The biggest jerks of all are the ones who hear the flight attendant say “please remain in your seats while some passengers who need to make their connections get off”, and still jump out into the aisle to block the hurrying passengers.

As long as they get rid of stupid volume knobs and replace it with a touch screen button, slider, or motion controls ill be happy. If they embed the volume controls within a menu ill camp outside a Volkswagen dealer till it releases with a blank check.

Yeah, this is a bad take. His version of “scaling back” still meets or exceeds the workload of every other candidate.

Political revolution is exactly what we need to fight the full throated corruption and graft of the republicans and the “soft” corruption of the politicians that only care about the money of lobbyists.

The guy’s been building winning race cars for decades, but I’m sure you’re right to assume he’s a chump.

Smashing your dick with a hammer is better than contracting Stage IV Pancreatic Cancer, but I’m going to steer clear of it anyway. 

G-Dub is a war criminal. Fuck anyone who gives him a pass.

The fellow in the driver’s seat felt something break, and stood on the brakes. Rear brakes are not designed to stop the inertia of a dyno roller.

This “side loaded brakes” thing makes literally zero sense. In order for it to flex enough to cause THAT much drag the wheel bearing and hub would have had to been broken or this would happen anytime anybody gets a little sideways because the dyno is not “forcing” it to track straight any more than a road would be…

People who type in all caps.

+1 Sharpie

You’re not wrong, but Jared Leto shouldn’t be mentioned in the same breath as Phoenix.

This is gonna get worse in the coming weeks. Which means we will see some videos of people getting tired waiting for the toasters to maneuver the parking lot, and angry drivers telling Tesla drivers what kind of asstards they are.

why speculate? Ford’s got you covered. from there press release:

Hamilton is a whiny little bitch. This is par for the course for him. Honestly I’m surprised Vettel hasn’t piped up too - the pair of them are like two highly strung turbos they whine so much.

In other words: he’s worried his talent might let him down since the car might not be as all-conquering as his current one. 

What are you doing on a car enthusiast blog? 

asshatmobile is pointlessly destroying the environment

I usually head for the back just to minimize the possibility of door dings. Although it doesn’t matter anyway, as I can be the only car within a 5 block radius when I park, when I come back there’s inevitably someone parked right next to me.

unless that shade drips sap...