for example, you might decide that kids missing school is more deserving of jail time than a guy straight-up stealing your constituents’ homes, on the grounds that only one of those two can give you a nice fat donation

No matter how horrible the crime is, it doesn’t change the fact that we’re relying on the Criminal Justice system to determine guilt, and they don’t have a good history. I don’t want to give the power of life and death. Not even if they tell me “no, trust us, this guy did something really really really bad. trust us,…

Is the dog okay? 

“I’m just doing my job.” Now, where have we heard that before?

Honestly, none of what you described even sounds like that petty of shit. Littering is something assholes and lazy pieces of human excrement do. 

Yes exactly.  “Sedan shaped X3M”...GTFO with that misleading nonsense

hate to come back from a long comment hiatus just to say this but man, this is a bad headline

I’m from Canada and never once believed you Americans were even close to being better than us or any other country. Trump, mass murders, poor access to healthcare and quality education. I wonder what your country would be like if you replaced all that dick-swinging with actual self-awareness. Shocking idea, I know. 

Kellyanne looks like Tomi Lahren if she spent a year in Cosmo Kramer’s apartment smoking lounge. 

All the above article says is that there are meritorious criticisms of Barack Obama to be made. That’s true.

I love that this comment is matched with a cannabis profile picture. Your “prosecutor President” (as she’s called herself) got stunted on last night by Tulsi Gabbard for her hypocritical position on the substance. Harris recently joked about smoking weed in college (and never again right, K? ;) ), but the 1000+ people…

I don’t get the misguided love this person got over some wonderfully timed platitudes. Her mindless vaccine takes and bullshit pseudoscience background are more than enough to dismiss her as a cuckoo for cocoa puffs numpty head who fooled more people than I thought possible.

Yeah, it wasn’t Kamala Harris. 

(Hint: rank and file Wal-Mart and Amazon employees are not represented on other candidates’ top donors lists)

What are you basing that on? Your decades of bureaucratic experience?

So Wal-Mart and Amazon employees should be represented on every candidate’s top donors list then, right?

Also LO-FUCKING-L at the antivaxx parrot grayed and now dismissed below me.

There are only three lanes:

Chris Cillizza can always be relied upon to have the worst opinion on anything he opens his facehole about.