I think you mean the coolest way possible.

I mean, they’ve been drinking soy milk in China for nearly a thousand years, so I think that’s a questionable assertion.

Did he just say “make dork?”

Do you see what happens Larry?!? This is what happens when you dork a dork in the dork!

Don’t overdue the criticism.

We’re gonna need a bigger dork.

iirc, he was also involved in some domestic violence legal proceedings right around the time they dropped him. From what I remember, after reading about the incident(s), I was not at all surprised when he subsequently got replaced.

Sadly, not even Roberta Muldoon can defend one from the Undertoad.

I agree - and I have to ask, is your handle a reference to The World According to Garp?

Something tells me she won’t need to go after Kendall for that (I think the bodyguard will handle that for her), but yeah I agree.

His post-knockout line and “You should’ve worn coarser pants!!!” kill me every time. I feel like he also makes everyone else in the movie - a bunch of very funny people - even funnier.

The Management is technically correct, which is the best kind of correct.

“And I know there’s a fucking face-off machine, you’re just keeping it secret from me!!!”

Apparently I’m in the minority, but I thought he was hilarious in Crank and Crank 2 as well. It’s almost like a Rick Ford backstory. 

“This arm has been ripped off and reattached...with THIS fucking arm!”

I’d question the “super” part, but definitely a villain!

I guess time will tell, but I feel like a lot of viewers are buying into the perceptions/viewpoints of the various Roy boys much more than I do...the mere fact that they think they’re winning and she’s losing makes me wonder when the other shoe will drop and which one it will be.

Time will tell, but at this point neither does Mencken. They just put the story out that he does.

Yeah, I seem to recall Trump making a victory speech on the eve of the most recent election.

I guess? But the election wasn’t hers to lose, nor does she actually have any official power to lose, as you noted.