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It’s probably better to be specific. For example, “does your company test for methamphetamines?”

I have a hard time telling if I’m looking at Kari Lake or Cecily Strong doing a Kari Lake impersonation whenever I see a picture of her, so I’d vote CS.

Best shortcut method, in my experience: check for the number of calendars hanging on the wall. Any more than four and you’re probably in a great diner.

Someone in the greys (Small Town Pizza Lawyer, who thanks to Kinja I unfortunately cannot reply to) has filled me in that he used the N-word pretty frequently/casually, which definitely counts. I apologize for my ignorance, and appreciate being informed.

I had no idea who he was until you mentioned his name, but can you provide a little background? From wikipedia it sounds like he wanted to integrate the UK basketball team before the university did (though obviously wikipedia ain’t gospel) so he sounds like he wasn’t a virulent racist or anything.

What a fantastic show. I’ve got the box set...now I need to go rewatch it.

Probably some bribes and handouts to be collected there as well.

Solid.

I also think the end of Casino Royale is a bit weak (though I think most of the rest of it is perfect) but works great as the end of the middle of a longer film.

“It’s called ‘twerking’, and it gets your top side and your bottom side all mixed up!”

Yeah I’m confused by that too...though I’m also one of the few who likes Quantum of Solace. To me the first two movies are great (when watched together) and everything after that is kinda garbage.

He probably stopped after Howard the Duck and Fantastic Four.

I’m starting to think you didn’t actually watch the movie.

I mean, sure, you could call anything a parody. But if it’s not a parody of anything specific, is it a parody, an homage, or just a song in that style?

No lies detected here.

From what I understand, she did say some pretty terrible things about America’s dick.

Based on anecdotal evidence, most Christians think that children should learn about sex from their priest.

I gotta say, great list. It’s going to be controversial (buncha nerds!) but you got CNR, Everything You Know Is Wrong, The Night Santa Went Crazy, and a bunch of other frequently overlooked songs in addition to most of the obvious picks...I’m glad you’re shining some light on what another commenter called the

I was happy to see a few of his originals on the list too, but a little disappointed that they seemed to imply they were parodies.