First, Albuquerque isn’t a parody. Second, where’s Party in the CIA?

To me that was part of the comedy. The Beatles are, at this point, more of an idea than actual people. 

Came here to say the same thing, but I am also a grey. Preach, sonofdad.

Talk...with your mouth full.

I can’t disagree more - the bit where Jack Black says “I’m the leader of the Beatles” has me in stitches every time.

That needed saying, thank you. If the guy wants to be a grammar cop, he should at least know the law.

I’ve had both and Safeway’s may not be higher quality but it certainly tastes better.

Oh man, the General Tso’s at Safeway is a big time guilty pleasure of mine, and has been for 25+ years...I don’t know if it’s still as good as it was, but it’s still different/better than any other GT’s chicken I’ve had.

No vampires?

That artificial smoke flavoring is the reason I refuse to eat another BK burger except under duress. 

I was going for a Castaway reference, but I think I failed.

CAAAAAMERRRRRRRRRRONNNNNNNN!!!!!

I’ve known a few chefs, and even the ones that weren’t constantly high on cocaine definitely seem like the type of people who would do something to your food if you insulted them or their cuisine.

If you’re the kind of person who takes statements from police at face value, I’d say you think “terminally inept” means “to serve and protect”.

This.

Show your work. The level of supposed knowledge you have of this whole situation leads me to believe you’re full of shit. How do you know nothing was on social media about this? How could you even know that? 

Citation needed.

Why are the police doubling down? Maybe it has something to do with why she didn’t want the neighbors to involve the police in the first place? I can’t help but think the police department has a connection to the murderer.

No need to apologize at all, you made some good points for anyone else who might’ve misunderstood me. I tend to type as though everyone knows everything I’m thinking ;)

Yes, I totally agree with that - what I mean is, I think it’s possible that he has ties to local law enforcement, either family or otherwise.