I think the real question here is, if there are no people, why are there cars and seemingly regular-sized in the first place? And don’t bring up the Pixar Unified Movie theory. If these were naturally occurring, well, they wouldn’t be. But just for argument’s sake, as Jason mentioned, why would they have any type of…

I’m glad to see the mostly positive comments on this article as opposed to the last one. Obviously this is an entertaining piece of comedy, with the right amount of truth. Looking at the faces of passing cars was one of my favorite things to do on long trips as a kid. Telling kids that the cars eyes are in the…

I mean, he did officiate 101 same-sex weddings in honor of his late sister, who was a lesbian. I don’t think a homophobic person would go out of their way to do that, since they would have likely disowned their family member anyway.