longroofdave
LongRoofDave
longroofdave

Oh hell NO! CP all the way and the some.

You know what’s always bothered me about these cars? It’s not the big grenade under the hood, or the sub-par build quality, or even the exposed Philips screws on the dash; it’s the little details that just say “fuck you.” Like the blank clock face to remind you that you didn’t pony up the $16 for the optional clock,

The engineer in me can't stop laughing at this.

Pansies. If this was a Lemon’s race they’d make ‘em finish the run like that.

So that’s how Boxsters are made...

I don’t know who your school nurse was, but he or she was a very bad person.

I know a freaky guy named Humpty. He once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.

*Half a dozen grayed-out commenters who Went To College Once come marching in, rambling something about about ad-hominems and Sticking to Sports and bias*

Public sector Wisconsin worker here. You’re not allowed to hate him more than I am.

Yeah I’m just glad she’s providing content instead of bitching about other people’s content.

Then go look at one of the hundreds of thousands of pictures of a 458 or a GT3 that are out there on the internet without a bunny on them.

Team Puffalumps!

The Schwartz was with you.

Reason #4 as to why you make me jealous...

PUFF LIFE

Might want to consider a switch to decaf...

I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe.

Its a signature. Deal with it. There are plenty of photos on the internet of these cars without puffalumps involved.

She’s 2-18 all time against Serena. That’s still a distant, distant, very distant second. If she were ranked second, that is. She isn’t. (She’s third.)