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Nice! I had two Rabbit GTI's!

Yeah for the record Kurt was my most disliked Nascar driver until we were all introduced to his little brother.

Yeah, I'm definitely not a fan of either Busch brother, and I'd love to see them knocked down a peg. But I'm also trying not to judge them purely on an allegation. If it turns out he did do it, you bet I want to see him drawn and quartered, but I'd rather not see a witch hunt like we saw with Tony Stewart.

No 1986 Monte Carlo Aerocoupe? only 200 were produced per NASCAR homologation rules.

All the wrong things gathered together in one place.

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My derriere isn't just toned. It's Bertoned.

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This is why I switched to Formula One. That and because driving in oval-shaped circles or all left turns is boring as fuck. When you go to these specific tracks like 1.5-mile D-shaped tracks or half-milers, you know that there are a few that are good at those particular tracks. (eg. Denny Hamlin at Martinsville, etc)…

In 2002, a crack design unit was sent to a corporate retreat by a Japanese company for a redesign they didn't commit to. These men promptly escaped from a maximum-security resort to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by Toyota, they survive as car customizers. If you have a problem... if no one else can…

Dear lord, I AM SO SORRY. I wish there was some way I could make this grave injustice up to you. You deserve SO MUCH BETTER than this sort of shabby treatment, and I am truly ashamed. Tell you what — I'll arrange for ten poster-sized, high quality photographs of each decklid in question taken, mounted and framed just…

Pacific Raceways (SIR - Seattle International Raceway for us old timers) is for sale currently. http://www.pacificraceways.com/index/14-09-29…

Great piece, fantastically written. You should try to get the movie rights – I can see this being a Hollywood blockbuster a few years from now.

Cruelest joke ever. And you did it! YOU JALOPNIK!