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We should get her something! I really feel like we should get her something. Do you think if we all chipped in we could just about afford a 50x scale solid bronze cast statue of her cat?

I actually thought that was a pretty sweet thing to do. That was a truly bizarre last request and he got it done anyway.

You've seen his personal wine cellar have you? Given how sloshed he was in that video that was released I'd say not.

Good lord Johnny Depp really has become a most horrifying (sideways) walking anti-drink and drug poster in the last 3 years hasn't he? Every time I go for that extra glass I have images of his prematurely aged and sunken face pop up in my head like one of those gory 'wear your seatbelt ads' and I just don't.

Not complete bullshit. That stuff about the spending habits is true.

Right?!

Had Suicide Squad actually been good, that would have been goddamn amazing.

Love that this article has brought all the A.V. Club lesbians to the yard

Between this and the Eva Green x Gemma Arterton lesbian romance movie casting I am GOOD!

Kristen's awkwardness has always been a huge part of her charm. I would have been disappointed if her sketches hadn't been somewhat awkward. And I had been vaguely aware that Stewart had been increasing in hotness for a while now, but daaamn, this last year she's suddenly burst into flames. KStew is the glowering emo…

I dunno man, flip it with the phrasing: He was a married, middle-aged man with two young kids in a position of power and (supposed to be) a duty of care over her as a young actress, and he had an affair with her. She was barely out of her teens.
Kinda like a gross married teacher having an affair with one of his…

McConaughey never seems to have any idea of what's going on around him. I'm surprised he hasn't walked into traffic staring into the sky by now.

Didn't Bryce Dallas Howard recently give an interview where she talked about McCounaughey motor-boating her then shoving a glass of champagne against her mouth while they were filming 'Gold'. Aside from the obvious skeeviness of the whole thing, she's also married and had never drunk alcohol before.
"Matthew's going…

The Fat Eight of the Furious. They're really going hard for that Oscar push this year.

I've actually booked time off work to go see the midnight showing of the new Fast and Furious with a bunch of friends. This will be a full on nerd-shirt, pizza, and wine affair and I can not wait. It's been years since I bothered doing that kind of thing, so I'm looking forward to enjoying that sure-to-be-bonkers…

She's only 36. The kid is 23. There better be an in-story reason for her having a kid at 13 and looking like a big sister instead of a mom, or yeah… Hollywood.

If George Miller is smart he'll stay the hell off that sinking ship.

Why does even a mention of a literal fact about the film industry, one as observed by people who actually work in it every day, get your knickers in a twist?

Get a sense of humour, man. She's adorable.