From what I hear the cast of Marvel movies always seem to end up lowkey hating their existence. The ridiculous contracts they're made to sign and the lengthy promotional tours must get exhausting.
I wonder if so many actors dive in, expecting something a lot different than what these guided cages turn out to be. There…

I'm keeping my fingers crossed that the on-set story that emerges from this one involves Harrison Ford and Robin Wright teaming up to row Jared Leto several miles out into the ocean and dumping him there.

And he always sounds like he's totally high, which is pretty endearing honestly.

I'm pretty sure Sean is having the best time writing all this up. The snark is pretty much an AV Club staple and it's all in good fun. Unknot those pantaloons and have yourself a tipple. It's all fun and games here.

So #blessed to have Sean covering the twists and turns in this drama. Thank you for getting us through this most devastating of bust-ups with humour. I know I sound like I'm being sarcastic, but really, I don't think I've laughed out loud to 3 consecutive articles before. If I could frame them I would. Masterpieces,…

Did I dream it, or was there a thing in American Dad where they find an abandoned Fast and Furious script and it's just gay porn?

Vin Diesel would definitely forget his towel.

Is he a "diva" though, or just a bit of a loopy airhead. He seems pretty cool, but just a real space-case. I can picture him being consistently late and turning up unprepared for stuff all the time.

I'm going to need Sean to write up every single big development that comes out of this story - of which I hope there are many - because both of these articles have gotten out-loud laughter out of me and oh god it's been so long…….
Bless this ray of hilarious sunshine in this dark, dark 2016. Two meaty babies who need…

I still haven't heard if those reports are from anywhere reliable yet. Because I had thought that Wan was only due to direct the one and then wanted to return to The Conjuring 2 and Aquaman.

And wasn't she talking about Ultimate Fighting Championship when she said that? And didn't Johnson Tweet that the only reason he never joined the UFC was because he "hates getting bashed in the face"?? Robbed of her desire to see The Rock take a pummeling to the face on air, she's working on making it happen for real!

Well slap my candy ass and call me Diesel, according to TMZ you're right, it is Vin. Genuinely surprised.

Well if anything published by TMZ can ever be believed, apparently "production sources" have told them it's Vin:
http://www.tmz.com/2016/08/…

Do we gots an official source on that? I thought Wan moved on to direct Aquaman?

AND WHAT IF THEY CAN'T??

She's the basement twin.

Excuse me, but dipshit is an ableist term.

I hate to break it to you but blockbuster cinema is doing a great job of 'killing' itself, with or without those actors. But of all the actors to accuse of killing blockbuster cinema you pick the Johnson and RJD? Not Shia Steakhouse? Not Marky Mark? ….I'll give you Johnny Depp.

Are they stories with credible receipts though, or are they the kind of "stories" every actor has on gossip sites? Someone's sister's friend worked in catering and said he was a meanie-pants, that kind of thing.

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