Orsillo was the greatest giggler in the history of play-by-play.

Hockey fanman here to say that Pierre McGuire is a travesty (who gives a fuck about where a guy won the Bantam league scoring title?) and Mike Emrick’s speed freak rant is as bad as it gets. He only has to say so much because NBC hockey viewers have their heads in their asses and need to be told when to be excited…

My advice is to seek professional help...

One reason why I fucking love baseball.

If by “just,” you mean two hours ago, then kudos to random non-Sox player. Update: he “just” took a shower after David Ortiz won the game in extra innings.

If we are talking about a baby’s biological characteristics, this is story about SEX reveal. Gender has to do only with social constructs that distinguish male from female. An increasingly significant difference.

When I was a college student it did not matter if I had all weekend, it still took no more than five minutes...

On the spring training trip, all the non-sprint teams ran the “Slug 100" relay, which included distance runners, coaches, and our team (usually two groups of four) comprising throwers of the discus, shot, javelin, and hammer (my event). The team who won was never celebrated as much as the team that came up with the…

I’m not saying Sportscenter is anywhere near as good as it used to be (too many soft-focus bits, too much sucking on the NFL’s teat), but with the boom in basic cable all-sports networks, their ratings would be tanking even if they were as good as they used to be. What is killing sports journalism, especially on TV,…

S is for strike; T is for triple; R is for run; I is for inning; K is the first letter in strike-out that’s left after those other components got named.

I think Stephen’s face isjust as funny as the caption. In fact, I am drawing stares here in the library as I too stifle the 12-year-old giggles.

This story is a year old. Stupid clickbait. WTF?

I was being a sarcastic asshole. I am a Canadian who lives in the states and I’m just tired of the US media making such a big deal about no Canadian clubs making it this year. I love hockey and have always watched as much as I can, whether or not I have a vested interest in the outcome.

Yes. Why bother watching as the stakes get higher and the real talent rises to the top? I guess the Panthers and the Broncos have 110 million fans between them, or else a bunch of dumbasses really do watch that championship just for the commercials.

Getting to watch Bob Cole call those two games in Detroit will be the highlight of this Habs fan’s playoffs, so let’s not rip NBC too much for farming out the coverage. Doc Emrick needs to listen to this guy and learn to turn the drama down a bit.

Multiple games at once is one of the reasons we have the miracle of the remote control. No one complains when there are a hundred games at once in the first two days of the NCAA basketball tournament. Foley’s rhetorical question is that it benefits NBC, and grad students like me who don’t have to get up at the…

She’s aiming it on the wrong direction...

You have still only specifically identified a few places. I was told there would be a discussion of “most places.”

Lundqvist has that amazing ability to look like a diving drama queen even when he’s actually been seriously injured. A rare gift.

Until Gary “I Have Never Skated in My Life” Bettman fucks it up, the Olympic hockey tournament will be the best measure of global hockey superiority, and Canada has won two of the last three gold medals. It’s interesting to see the US media making a much bigger deal of this year’s playoff lineup than in Canada, where…