I know. How gay is that?

Enough.

The talent pool is already see-through, so this is a godsend for fans of actual hockey. I’d love to see a team come back to Quebec, but I’d much rather see the league contract to 28. I’d also like to see the Canadiens win a cup; I’ll not hold my breath on either issue.

Please make sure your mom, wife, and daughters get to see your hilarious joke.