And taquitos are tacos made out of mosquitos!

Anti-science ... LEFT?! That’s a joke right? You do realize that Ted Cruz (along with many of your right-wing luminaries) actually believe the biblical timeline of the creation myth, right?

But they never laughed at Pennywise, did they?

It dies, and something else takes its place.

A Duggar on birth control! It really is true that every cloud has a silver lining.

I knew CSI:Miami was not just bad but evil when in one of the early episodes, they had the ME do an “autopsy” of a 6-week embryo, and had that (black female) ME become emotionally distraught over it, even though she was not the least bit upset about doing an autopsy on the woman that embryo was inside, who had been bur…

My friend (who is a doctor in the deep south) asks her patients if they would like to put on their headphones because she is legally obligated to say stuff that is medically untrue before she begins. Let’s say that again. SHE IS A REAL DOCTOR WHO IS FORCED TO RECITE A SCRIPT OF MEDICALLY UNTRUE INFORMATION! The only…

Let me help everyone here out, and save you the leg work. Mary Dye can be reached at 360_786_7942.

Would you like some cookies, dear? Are you a virgin? No? Then you get no cookies and are going straight to hell, you devil slut!

That was sexual harassment and you should have sued them into bankruptcy.

I take it by “motherly” she means in a Joan Crawford kind of way.

By doing what method of detection? A rousing game of “duck, duck, slut”?

“Hold on, I always have a speculum in my purse for occasions just like this! We’ll see in just a jiffy!”

You know, I was just wondering who the hell this endorsement is designed to sway - like who is sitting there all “I’m not making my mind up until Sarah Palin does.”

“Not on my watch, whores!”

According to the linked article, there were only about six kids in the group. I cannot even FATHOM how she “suggested one was not” a virgin. Did she, like, point to one of them and go “this slut right here is CLEARLY catching dick left and right, but what about the rest of you?”

You cur—you should have posted a trigger warning at the beginning of your comment.

Joke’son him: the bear was already hibernating.

The manliest part of all this? After getting bear raped, Leo rolls over looks into the bear’s eyes and tells him it was merely “OK”

Looks like we have an early front-runner for Deadspin Bear of the Year 2016.