longpighelper
LongPigHelper
longpighelper

My bet is that she want to jump on the Christian family films bandwagon. A la Kirk Cameron.

All hail the might mighty Caruso.

I regret that I am unable to give more stars for this.

"The U.S. will send 48 rowers to Rio, and they will be as forewarned and forearmed as the federation can make them, starting with squeeze bottles of hand sanitizer that will be distributed on the flight to Brazil."

I thought it was a new spin on "Two Girls, One Cup".

Meh. Looks like Colorado. Here in Colorado you can poke smot in the transgender restroom, for all we care.

Peasants?!!

I’m sorry to admit that I watched it.

I was so hoping the bear would scalp him in the movie and he’d spend half the time running around with his scalp-flap flapping over his face.

Doesn’t even share his cigarettes.

“Tom Waits" and "Blood Meridian" references in the same movie review? I think I need to go home and change my panties.

He's the new Daniel Day-Lewis, because "My Beautiful Laundrette", "My Left Foot", and because English.