“Camps? I think he meant centers.” - Sean Spicer

In hindsight, starting 11-30 wasn’t the greatest strategy but Spo always thinks out of the box.

its easy to turn on the tv and put all the blame on the guy who seems to be in charge, but i have to believe he’s actually just a figurehead, and the russian billionaire behind the scenes is calling all the shots.

Literally no one outside the military cares about the difference. It’s like a banking dude being pissed that regular folks just don’t get how an Executive Vice President is totally different than a Senior Vice President.

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”

If his last name didn’t so easily develop into the nickname “Gronk,” I’m pretty sure we’d call him Mongo.

This is the least corrupt league Gronk has ever participated in.

#TheWhiteWayIsntWong

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

Of course police told them they did nothing wrong; prostitution is completely legal in Horry County.

Get busy running, or get busy blocking. You’re damn right.

I read this in the tone of Morgan Freeman in Shawshank Redemption, talking about Andy Dufresne after he had busted out. Really added some gravitas...

...and he is getting exactly what he deserves.

This might bruise his ego, but he cam longer abuse the notion of being an every-down RB; he may need to switch professions or at least branch out into different aspects of football.

Doesn’t seem ... that ... bad. Dammit! I defended Godildo again. :(

And if you don’t drive sober, don’t worry, because Bill Self will talk to the cops for you

To be fair, a good 95% of human beings would eat shit for what hes getting paid. I certainly would.

These are kids, what kind of monst—

Why, because you guys were best friends or something? He’s dead, and you’re reporting on his death. Don’t try the high road here.

I enjoyed this response: