I don’t know what part of the Midwest you were in, but around here everyone thinks they are a trash bird that spends its time shitting on golf courses. And walking around with a conveniently golf ball sized head at the end of a long golf tee like neck, acting like I wouldn’t murder its smug ass given half a chance.

“That’s not how you play hide the cigar...”

It's nice to see the ghost of Prince has already found his calling.

Help! I’ve Fallon and I can’t get up!

And on the tenth anniversary of Aaron Rowand smashing up his face running into a wall, too.

So I guess we’re going to have to add Foxtrot Alpha to Lanesplitter under the heading “brilliant pages Gawker killed.”

It is a little too late for the Hawks to start getting defensive about Game 2.

Going to be tough to call plays if all the plays are called Hodor though

I always thought that these close buzzing of ships and our planes are too dangerous to allow to keep happening, I mean look what happened a decade ago near china, they forced our plane to the ground took our gear and said it was our fault. I figure we should shoot one of these planes down, Russia would throw of fit,…