You really are just a disingenuous fucknut, aren’t you?

Depends how you look at it — some say the Warriors are experts on choking.

So if you’re an unwavering JoPa supporter, do you:

My girlfriends grandfather once asked me if I had a cock. I told him yes and sat there for a full minute awkwardly making minimal eye contact. He got up and brought back a Coke. That language barrier can fuck up any conversation.

Whether you're sick or pretending shouldn't matter. If you're not sick and you just don't feel like coming in to work, then let them know you're taking a "personal day" and leave it at that. Never feel guilty for taking time for yourself. Organize work around your life, not the other way around.