My first reaction was the same but if you click through what you get is downright reasonable for a fancy NYC place. A whole chicken done two ways plus a buttload of sides. I’ve run up a bill for at least that much at my local Ezell’s Chicken.

It’s the equivalent of wearing golf cleats on the court in pickup basketball.

Trump drives a golf cart at the G7, like a true shithead

From beyond the grave, a ghostly George Carlin speaks to us: “The word bipartisan usually means some larger-than-usual deception is being carried out.” 

Perhaps we are looking at this thing from the wrong angle. For a moment, go ahead and squeeze all of your muscles so your soul squirts out of your nose. There. Now you are a killer. Now you are the business prophet. Your mother approaches you and all you can see is a complex diagram of revenue and cost. It’s trying to…

Paul George to team up with John Wall in search of a Ringo?

This is one of the worst weeks of my life. Someone hit my car and fucked up the driver-side passenger door and didn’t leave a note, I got dumped via email and now this.

If someone posted a quote from Stalin here, they’d be dismissed. I’m going to hope you’re ignorant to the context of who Mao was and what he did, because if not it’s even more awful.

I for one will be disappointed if Golden State chooses not to go to Washington. Opportunities like this come along once in a lifetime, if that. I think the Warriors, provided they receive an invitation, had better think long and hard about how to respond. It is a personal meeting with the Goddamn President of the…

If my wife were ever pulled over with all of the ammunition I’ve given her in the last ten years regarding my lack of judgment, she and Telfair would have adjoining jail cells.

I used to work four buildings down from P-Diddy’s restaurant “Justin’s” in New York. Shortly after meeting the woman I’m now married to, I was walking by the restaurant with her on the way to the office, and she asked if lots of gangsters hung out there. I told her that, nah, that wasn’t really Diddy’s scene and that…

Well, Trump handily won Ohio, so he may have a point.

He gets day of rest. Then a whole summer.

Why say “Five Gulf Nations cut ties with Qatar” when you can say “Five Gulf Nations break Qatar strings?” That’s web journalism 101, Wags.

He somehow got the idea back in the 80s that Beaujolais is some kinda super classy wine, and so he somehow wound up “owning” the right to do the first release of the Beaujolais nouveau each year, so they would fly some cases into New York, and Trump would have it delivered with tacky and crap-tacular pomp and…

I am as prolific a Trump-despiser as there is, and I fully recognize Kathy Griffin’s right to free speech and questionable jokes and pushing the line as a comedian.

So horrible. It’s almost as if she mocked disabled people, encouraged violence among her supporters, or stripped healthcare from 20+ million people.

Every sports opinion writer eventually turns into the thing people hate about sports opinion writers. They discover what works, do that, stop innovating, and fall asleep while a younger generation grows up wondering what the big deal is with these writers who talk like their dad. Happened to Rick Reilly, happened to…