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Japanese guy wins a race and this guy clutches his Pearl Harbors.

Terri, CLEAR YOUR FUCKING INBOX!

You just had to go and trot that out there.

“saying that they could not catch him and should not waste their energy.”

White Mutumbo was off in the other room. Sexing.

I don’t think journalism can possibly dry up with a 24 hour news cycle. Anyone with a cell phone can provide content for journalists and there will always be somebody interested in expanding upon that content, even if they aren’t considered a journalist or employed by a news agency.

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The only untouchable in NBA history was Dalit Schrempf.

He should have listened to the dating advice from his cousin, Rashad McDonts.

this is exactly why I’ve never dated her.

“Coming through, coming through. Make way!” “Yes? What is it you have to say to the group of prominent world leaders?” “I just need to be in the front, because I’m the best.”

i am crying and i don’t think i even understood half of this

I recognize that room from the Alex Rodriguez photo shoot.

I read this a second time in a Gilbert Gottfried voice for added enjoyment.

SICK BRAG ON THE SEX BRO

Reince Priebus already has that job.

I HAVE THE SAME THING HAPPEN TO ME, EXCEPT THE TSA AGENT SAID I WOULDN’T FIT THROUGH THE NUDE SCANNER (OR ELSE THEY JUST DIDN’T WANT TO SEE WHAT I WAS PACKING) SO THEY BROUGHT ME OVER FOR A PAT DOWN. THEY SAID IT WAS OPTIONAL BUT I’M NOT A FUCKING TERRORIST AND I SAID IT WAS A PRIVILEGE TO TAKE PART IN THE SECURITY…

Show of hands: who now wants to see a picture of this agent?

Joke’s on me, I’d have to high-five myself because lord knows my wife can’t cook for shit.