Yeah, if anyone thinks the pudgy, lazy, untalented, but popular Cajun guy is winning Tough Enough over the 6-7, 275 lb former college football player, they don't know Vince McMahon. That vote will be rigged.

When New Day first showed up, my thought was, "what are they doing?" Then as they started trolling the crowd, I really started to like them, and for a moment thought it was brilliant to book them that way. Then they revealed that no, the "what are they doing" was what Vince intended, and basically he thought (my…

He's slacked lately, but the Stone Cold Podcast gives a really good behind the scenes picture of wrestling. When he's not talking about wrestling, it plays it would if SNL had made a skit about Stone Cold where he's talking about getting a pedicure, and making baked potatoes (think Harry Carey hosting an astronomy…

On one hand, I appreciate GTA IV over V because most of the intended comedy happens when you visit a comedy club or something like that. In V, they do stuff like having Trevor fuck a giant stuffed teddy bear like it's supposed to be funny. These games are funny because stuff goes horribly wrong. The writing is mostly…

I don't remember where I read it, but it was around the last shooting that made national news (ignoring the one that is probably happening as I type this), and of course the gun control debate started, and somebody had pointed out that we are becoming a nation of Walter Sobchaks. Truer words have never been spoken.…

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Not my favorite moment of the series, but the longer Donald Trump sticks around, the more I think about how he could turn The State of the Union address into "Up Late with McBain" the ill-fated Simpsons late night show where McBain is introduced by an old man in a Nazi uniform, thanks the crowd, and in thanking his…

So go into Home Depot, grab a nail gun, dance around with it to the song and fire a nail every time Pharrell says to "clap along…" They'll pull it from the rotation soon enough. You're on your own for ridding it from casual restaurants.

Is it really worth getting upset about this song as an adult? The song isn't for you, it's for background music to occupy your kids between innings at a baseball game or to make them dance while waiting in line at Six Flags. Saying "Happy" bothers you is like saying you can't fucking stand the "Baby Beluga" song.

I wouldn't say I liked it, but I found it curious for 3D. When Avatar came out, it had the View-Master 3D, where it looked like flat images popping out at you, and if something moved fast, it turned into a total blur. So The Hobbit comes out at 48 fps, and it really helps the 3D images appear three-dimensional - they…

Fun fact, the Donkey Kong Country games (and especially Retro's reboots DKC on the Wii and Wii U) are just repackaged Battletoads. The minecart levels or the flaming barrel levels in the new DK games are just the speeder bike or surfboard levels from Battletoads. In other words, we're going to make you go this way…

Yeah, but the difference is if you want to see Jurassic World in 3D, it only costs you an extra $3 or you can always opt for the cheaper, 2D experience. If Sony wants Morpheus to sell, it will need exclusive, can't miss content, but for many, that can't miss content will require a device which costs $300 or more, plus…

Clearly, you're thinking of Tony Bennett who appeared singing the "New York, New York" parody "Capital City." Tony Bennett singing a song isn't the same as Alec Baldwin suddenly hanging out with Homer or the other cameos they did in the Simpsons' post-amazeballs years.

Motion sickness, hefty price tags, and 3rd parties not touching the systems due to low install rates are the reason Morpheus and Oculus Rift will fail, but those who do not learn history…

Not getting a Playstation because you didn't play your Virtual Boy enough is like not getting a dog because you didn't play with your pet rock enough.

Yeah, but Tom Jones worked because Mr. Burns held him against his will to impress Marge as she was a fan. Harrison worked because it was a music industry event. Adam West worked because he was at a trade show, and they bring in people all the time to sign autographs to attract attendees. If it works for the story, I'm…

Yeah, but the guest stars seemed more organic such as George Harrison appearing, and Homer is far more excited that the party they are attending is serving brownies, or Dustin Hoffman doing an entire episode as a substitute teacher. Now it's like, "Lady Gaga is in Springfield and is going to go to the Simpsons' home…

I'm in almost the same boat as you, although I never took a break with the FPS craze, I just looked for other stuff to play, and had stretches where I didn't play much at all. I played the shit out of Goldeneye and Perfect Dark, and then lost interest in the FPS genre occasionally checking in to play something like…

…and a paper boy dropping a paper at his feet that says "Emperor Says: "Cyborg Bodies are for Losers'"

Vader's first breath pushing the steam away could be iconic, if it's not followed by him screaming like Principal Skinner when the vandalized weather balloon escapes his grasp.