Is it because they found a bottomless pit to fight by? Why must half of all lightsaber battles happen next to bottomless pits. I've yet to encounter one in my life, but in Star Wars they happen all the time.

Yeah, but I can't get past the logic that they had like a troop of Naboo soldiers right there plus two Jedi, yet the Jedi decide to not use the fire power of the troops and take on Maul themselves. They had like 30 guys with blasters, just shoot Maul, he can't block every shot.

Where do you live? I want to challenge you to a duel.

Just watch it for Dr. Doofenshmirtz whose evil schemes include things like making a Mime-in-ator which gets revenge on a mime who wronged him by putting actual invisible boxes around the town's mimes (and nobody notices because they just assume the mimes are doing their thing), and who has great quotes like, " Wow, if…

Who outside of Japan didn't get that game with Nintendo Power? It was the greatest subscription tie-in until they gave away the Zelda Collector's Disc for GameCube.

It's because the main character's voice sounds like Johnny 5 in Short Circuit

Metroid Prime 2 and 3. I loved the first one and got 2.5 hours into the second one probably 5 times, starting over each time. As revisionist history negated the overwhelmingly positive reviews it initially received, I thought, "well maybe it's not me, it's you Metroid Prime 2." Then 3 came out to rave reviews and I'd…

The whole "I want to be the rock star who says 'I don't want to be a rock star'" thing was the music equivalent of Homer Simpson saying, "I'm tired of being a wannabe league bowler, I want to be a league bowler."

In a total vacuum taken without context, the statement is ironic. In the context of an atheist versus Theist, it is the theist who has the "my way or the highway" attitude, while the atheist has the "I'll believe it with evidence" mindset.

Atheism simply means "without belief," so it's a belief system in the way "Off" is a TV channel. If you took someone like Richard Dawkins and had irrefutable proof of the existence of God that he could test using the scientific method, he would believe too. I think an atheist is open to evidence, but as there is none,…

You're not supposed to remember anything from the duel other than the gluttony of special effects.

I know. George W. Bush used it as well. My point is just that it's the faithful who deal in absolutes.

Actually, it's those who believe that their God (out of the 2,800 or so gods in recorded history ) is the correct god, and their set of beliefs about that god are the right set of beliefs, who deal in absolutes. I think most atheists feel like the burden of proof isn't on them as they're not the ones making ridiculous…

Why? My six-year-old fucking loves Bayonetta 2

Zelda is the pizza or sex of video games - even a bad Zelda game is pretty good. Twilight Princess just came out at the same time Capcom made a better Zelda game and called it Okami. Much of the game felt like an Ocarina rehash, but there was some memorable stuff like the open field horseback battles and the battles…

Yeah, but I'll take the Swift Sail over nostalgia. On the original, I did the minimum to beat the game since sailing was a chore. On the remake, I explored every square of the map. Plus, accessing your inventory with the game pad is a welcome addition.

One of my proudest gaming achievements is beating that game using the thumb strap and touch screen. I'd rather just play it using the circle pad (assuming no knight in shining armor remakes it in HD (with better polygons and textures) and packages it with HD Sunshine, and HD Galaxies, into one amazing Mario collection…

The clues are there, for sure, but in more recent games your sword ghost or your fairy would dumb it down for you even further. You have to pay much closer attention to this game (which is part of what makes it great).

Where do you live? I want to fight you for insulting the honor of Ocarina.

You don't need the Biggoron Sword. You can get by with a hammer and the Master Sword.