Don't forget the Alamo.

Get him a cranberry juice…

Check out ishkur's guide on the Google. Everything you need to know with samples included.

Elf people, eeelllllf people. Compose like elf, look like people.

I too need to join Overposters Anonymous.

Claire Danes' boobies are a lie.

Aaaaand flagged.

I read this as Eff, Marry, Kill. So…. I'd kill the baby, eff Candice, and marry Faith Ford

Puck Brivates

Too soon.

David Cross as "Slow Donnie", hysterical!

Wait, there are people who DIDN'T like this movie for what it is?

I came here just for this comment. I am not disappointed.

AMC would cut the script with a razor, and the words would liquefy in the…. I give up.

They say it's a natural diuretic.

That's racist

Willie had 6 ounces on him and didn't get an intent to distribute charge. He did okay too.

I GET IT! 
I GET IT! 
I GET IT!

Jerk.

I gotta stop posting before the first cuppa coffee. Post is here: 
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