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Vin hasn't aged a day.

The latest hipster shirts have a curved underwire up the back for the 18-hour slouch.

….and Casey Anthony drops a new web video today? Coincidence?! I think not! She's got everything going for her;

Crap, wrong article

Hopefully the blood gets off the elevator at the right floor this time. How embarrassing!

GTFO or GTFO

I just threw up in my mouth at this comment, so I "Romneyed"?

The grittier remake? This Omar curses and is NOT afraid to shoot church crowns on Sunday mornings.  Also, scar on other side of his face.

Just don't say the n-word; neezy. It's not for YOU to use. Me either, really.

JEAUHHH SWAG SWAG SWAG!

That was Carmageddon back in the 90's.

Teh Cancerous fo hte Philadelphia-style AIDS

Ohhhh, Grosse Point Blank reference. Me likey.

So his non-union Mexican equivalent would be…. oh wait.

Is that Adam Scott in the head dress?

Also, dead.

Right! Like Jeff Smith the Frugal Gourmet! Where is he now by the way? Oh right, in the kitchen making stuffed anus of child.

"Hank's Wife"

Embrace it and become a "power bottom"

*goes and starts an "Anthony Bourdain Watching Things" blog…..