There. Are. FOUR. Lights.

Merry Christmas!

Wasn't that ALF?

Bleh, all style, no substance. Typical French directing. The Aliens looked wrong, the CGI was crap, and you don't really care about the characters getting fragged. It was one step toward the cartoons that were the AvP movies.

Yea, at least they're the in the ballpark, ethnically. The Akira remake with all caucasian folks? Jeesh.

I second this. The motion is validated.

Ok, I'm going to geek out here and

You takin' notes? On an Alien fuckin' enterprise?

Of course they go with a chubby kid for Bernard. Classy type-casting.

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW SKEET SKEET SKEET

Does this look like a square to anyone else? 
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Love, Actually.

YOU HEAR THAT, PAUL? WE KNOW YOU LIKE OASIS, NOW HOP TO IT MAKING A GRITTY REMAKE OF CHAMPAGNE SUPER-FUCKING-NOVA.

He should do some Oasis covers. Minds blown.

I nearly choked on my coffee when I viewed your profile. Gotta admire the committed gimmick poster!

Never forget the Spanish Interjection!

I loved going long form with your yadda yadda…..

You have a beautiful cock!

Ahem, Dry Oatmeal.

Keep firing, Assholes!