I want Ayra to kill everyone and then she pulls off her face and she’s Sean Bean.

I know! It’s like damn bitch, it’s your night to sparkle, why aren’t you sparkling?!

I want to know what’s up with the lack of jewelry on the ladies.  The majority of these strapless dresses would look 1000x better with necklaces. There are so many colorful intensely-hued gemstones, you mean to tell me not a single stylist thought about accessories?

Billy Porter

If I’m reading right, the problem with the resume you submitted is that you copied the experience/duties from one job to the next, so you’ve got two jobs on there with identical descriptions. Is that right?

You made me scroll back to look again.  Because at first glance I thought it was an old picture of Britney with her dad and with Jamie Lynn.  Wow.  

It is!

admit it, you’re a witch!!!!

I didn’t get the fuss about this girl but I’m not a 9 year old, so clearly she’s not for me. She does seem like a nice kid though. That car is hideous but again, I’m clearly too old for this stuff. Not sure why Justin decided to take time away from dancing in the streets like a crackhead to attack her. Maybe it’s…

Literally just Nathan Fillion Gif of being coonfused that I’m too tired to figure out how to post. The car is fucking hideous and terrifying and stupid. But why do ‘grown’ musicians continue to attack ‘child’ stars on social media?

I would shamelessly buy groceries driving it.

This one is klassier:

If you’re among the many Americans who can’t afford a $400 emergency, than yes, airfare is expensive.

I feel like the more money people have, the less likely they are to connect the convenience and comfort that comes from having money, especially if you have kids.

Worth it. Watched it in a five people group, had a blast, and will be trying other routes at some point.

That dialogue sounds like something straight out of a Michael Bay movie. Barf.

What an idiot. When my wife fixes something around the house, I am ecstatic that we didn’t have to spend $300 to fix something (or the $600 to fix it after I tried to fix it and, invariably, made it worse) and I had to take the day off from work to sit at the house while that person came by and fixed it. I guess I’d…

Phil looks frail but he’s 97! He still gets around and was sharp as a tack when he retired. He just wants to spend his last year pleasing himself and I think he’s earned it after working to 70 years.

Seriously, it's a hand me down from her great great grandmother. 

I love her and she can have as many gold pianos as wants.