It really is. I was in India in Jan/Feb and traveled to 7 different states, Uttar Pradesh was just a whole another vibe. I would say it was more Mississippi than Florida. Very low literacy rates, very high poverty, the most unbalanced male:female ratio. Even my Indian relatives don’t really ever go there unless…

I’m guessing she was disabled and then dumped. I made an unplanned visit to an orphanage in India (upon invitation), where I met homeless disabled children who were found wandering the streets of New Delhi at a very young age. All these comments and jokes are too much for me. Call me humourless.

Sing it with me:

Sure I can. There isn’t a single monkey made phone on the market. You know hipsters would so be all over those things.

Uttar Pradesh (literally Northern State) has a population of around 220 million, barely a 100 million less than the entirety of the US, squeezed into an area the size of Wyoming, so you can guess why some of the weirdest stories of India come out of there. We’ve been carving pieces of it out to make new states, but…

Always with the abandoned-Hindi-monkey-girl truthers.

There is a GIF of the monkeys ganging up to attack the police.

Tay in da mend!!!

HAIRLESS MONKEY STOLEN BY FOUR-WHEELED ROBOT, INVESTIGATORS SAY

I just yelled “chickapaaaaaaay” across the cubicle farm. Friday fun times.

This is a beta-test for Ivanka’s national child-care program

They are the bare necessities ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Fuck all of you Social Justice Warriors. Tarzan was about a white man who is raised by apes.

Hey... what’s a feral girl like you doing in a classic Rudyard Kipling setting like this?

As good a fit as that is, I’d argue that what Bale will really be doing is reprising his role as Patrick Bateman.

I think ignoring Little Kimmy’s tantrums might be a good strategy. Unfortunately I doubt any of the village idiots currently ruining the country has the foresight to develop a strategy.

“Sadly part of Trump’s base laps about any kind of sh*t about Hillary because they hate her so much, and he and his dark lords know that as long as they feed the base some tasty lies that the base will not see when they screw the base.”

Yo - that is WAY too much book-larnin’ for her to get.

That is so interesting—-I have only the most basic understanding of the Fairness Doctrine (obviously), and was under the impression it was directly related to the rise of right-wing media after Reagan.

But even if Fox News stops peddling right-wing delusions something identical will rise in its place. There’s money to be made hustling geezers and hawking boner pills, and hate never goes out of style, unfortunately.