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It’s not really addiction though, is it? It’s OCD. I had a friend who could not stop having sex with strange men. She didn’t care if she met them on a street corner at 2am. She was diagnosed with OCD “Obsessive Compulsive Disorder”. It just happens that her obsession was random sex, whereas this guy has BMWs instead.

More like, you’re on an album cover for a band and shoot the cover six months before it comes out that the lead singer is a paedo. I can’t blame the talentless celebuspawn for this. I can only blame her for being illiterate and being a talentless celebuspawn.

I think he’s transitioning. Either into a woman or a cut-rate off-the-strip Vegas magician. His final form remains to be seen.

I saw some long-hair in nasty-ass tie-dyed bell-bottoms. Does that count? Batik maybe, if it’s imported?

Anybody who had a “Trump/Pence” yard sign last year.

I kind of worry that people with grudges or those who hate their darker-skinned neighbors will use this to report them as “aliens”. Like, “my yard guy Jorge just quit. I think he may have stolen my rake. he lives at XYZ street.”

That was my first thought as well. Looks like they were fabricated with used bubblegum, a glue gun and a bunch of party glitter.

Bill raped somebody? Links please.

He’s counting on the Brits not attacking a carriage with the Queen in it. Very sneaky, yes????

They’re all too undernourished to procreate.

Actually, yes, they were. That’s kind of the point.

And have his ass deported before he can see the inside of a courtroom, for chrissakes.

I had not slip with my dress. At the last second, right before I walked out, my BFF told me I would look better with no underwear lines under my dress, so I took of the undies. I spent all afternoon obsessing about whether or not the guests could see “the Beave” in the afternoon sun. Buy the slip.

Word to the thrifty: Bridesmaid dresses come in white!

Not entirely true. A child neglected to the point where they have an attachment disorder is not going to be “fixed” in seven years, or ever. I knew a man who adopted a Romanian orphan right after the fall of the Iron Curtain when all those horrible stories were coming out of that country. She was less than one year

Seems like, because of their publicity value, the celebuspawns are the ones taking up the top slots these days. The Hadids of the world are less attractive, talented, and have less X factor than the ones who worked their way up based upon their ability. That’s the problem I refer to.

I think that she was actually trolling the “liberal” who asked her the question.

You did not hear the USA talking much about engaging with Russia during the Cold War they way that they are possibly talking about engaging with China now. Why do we think that the outcome would be any different: Mutually assured destruction?

She was too young to be running a scam back then. She really WAS that clueless.

The Hadids vs. Christy Turnlington or Linda Evangelista?